TWILIGHT, PARE!

TWILIGHT,
TAGALOG BERSYON.

[ grabbed from JAM ]

"kasi pare ganito daw yun. may isa daw babae na hot daw pare. pero maputla siya kasi hindi

siya inalagaan ng nanay niya pare. tapos pare emo daw siya kasi nga daw hindi siya mahal ng mundo at para siyang patay na bata na galit sa mundo. tapos pare, lumipat daw siya ng tirahan kasi daw masyado daw siyang emo para sa luma niyang tirahan. sabi niya sa nanay niya "tangina mo nay gusto ko lumipat kay tay". tangina pare hindi nagalit nanay niya. sabi lang ng nanay niya "tangina mo pare wag ka magmura".

so lumipat siya sa tatay niya di ba? pagkarating niya dun sabi niya, "tangina erpat bakit maulan dito?" sabi ng erpat niya "gago "bur" months na! malamig na tangena". so nagtaka yung babaeng simula ngayon ay tatawagin na lang nating "babaeng maputla at emo".

so pumasok siya sa school di ba? binigyan siya ng truck ng tatay niya pare. sabi ng tatay niya "tangina mo sa'yo na tong truck ko". sabi niya "salamat tay".

pagkarating niyang school tsong, may nakita siyang lalaking mukhang bangkay pero pogi. sakto. pogi pero mukhang bangkay. sabi ni babaeng maputla at emo "hot pare".

nung chem lab na ni babaeng maputla at emo, natagpuan niyang lab partner niya yung poging bangkay. so nung tinignan siya nung poging bangaky, ang asim ng mukha nito. mukhang nandiri ata kay babaeng maputla at emo.

sabi ni poging bangkay "tangina mo". sabi ni babaeng maputla at emo "tangina KA". sabi ni poging bangkay "tangina NIYA oh *tumuro sa teacher nila*". sabi ni babaeng maputla at emo "oo nga noh. TANGINA MO". sabi ni poging bangkay "tangina mo gago bampira ako". tapos naghubad siya ng damit at kumintab ang katawan niya kasi linagyan niya ng glitters ang abs niya kasi tigas siya at ganun na ang mga tigas ngayon na nagpupuntang emba.

so pare na in love si babaeng maputla at emo kay poging bangkay. si poging bangkay naman sige lang kasi sex din daw yun. so ayun. angshweet shweet nila.

"eow poh... ahihihihi"

"bebe mwahugz,..... ^^,"

so tapos nun nagpunta sila sa damuhan kasi.... alam mo na. tapos sabi ni poging bangkay "ikaw na buhay ko ngayon" sabi ni babaeng maputla at emo "tangina mo gago patay ka na". sabi ni poging bangkay "TANGINA KA".

tapos nagsex sila

so basically pare yun lang yung mga importanteng nangyari sa buong storya. intense noh? kaya pala nahhook lahat ng tao. akala ko overrated. hindi pala. astig pala. alam naman natin ang basic equation ng pagkacool."

My "Philosophical" Nephew..&& Then Some .

This brief yet kind of funny conversation took place in our car which my eldest brother was driving [ date : April 16, 2oo8 ] . His girlfriend [ the birthday girl / the mother of my nephew ] was seated beside the driver`s seat while my nephews were beside me . My nephews && I were behind my eldest brother . Thad, my younger nephew, was making really loud noises with his brother .

The conversation...
My brother`s girlfriend :
In Filipino = Thad, huwag maingay sabi ni Papa Jesus .
In English = Thad, the Lord Jesus said that you should keep quiet .

My nephew :
In Filipino = Di ko man siya narinig, Mommy .
In English = I didn`t hear Him, Mommy .


Haha ! I just wanted to share that XD


Hmm, April 16 . That was the day I was scheduled to take the A.C.A.T. [ Ateneo College Admissions Test ] . That test was kind of easy but tiring . There were a loooooot of test items , especially in English [ grammar , sentence correction , paragraph analyzing && those kind of things ] .

When I took the test , I noticed there were only 3 Ateneans who took it [ including me ] . Hmm . I kind of thought that A.C.A.T. is a rip-off for the Ateneans who already passed the C.S.A.T. [ College Scholastic Ability Test *I think @_@* ] . I mean , I was already enrolled when I took the A.C.A.T. So what`s the use of it ? What`s more , the payment for the A.C.A.T. costs P25o . Tssssk .

Anyway , Imma talk about the brighter side of things now [ :D ] . After I took the A.C.A.T. , my eldest brother && I went to Picobello in Gaisano South Mall for the birthday celebration of my brother`s girlfriend . 8 slices of Con Salcice && *I forgot XD* after , I felt better about the A.C.A.T. .So weh ? XD

BTW , I know this post is quite random . Oh well . I feel quite random today :)
Oooh , it`s the 22nd of April already. ♥

Anyway , I gotta sleep . My insomnia is never ending during the summer season . Damn . Oh well . Good morning world :]]

FINISHED THIS BLOGPOST AT 3.45 AM . WOOT WOOT !

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"This is not what I intended
I always swore to you I`d never fall apart
You always thought that I was stronger
I may have failed
But I have loved you from the start"♥♥♥

-- M i R a i
[ 2 on 22 ♥ ]

Oh . Hahaha .

Well , the story of why I have a picture like that is quite simple [ && common actually ] . Boredom IS the root cause of all things ! Lol . Anyway...

I was hella bored while waiting for Gossip Girl to load [ I don`t download , I just watch videos off teh net@_@ ] . I was surfing around Friendster then I saw my Dash 1 [ Sheila Son ] `s primary photo . It was our picture during the prom . She "edited" the pic to make it look like a magazine [ Seventeen ] . I knew where she edited that picture && I went to that site . I edited another picture *below* from that site , magmypic.com . So out of boredom , the picture above came out too . Lol XD

*o2.29.o8*
[ at Kuya Rendz` house ( their music room ) .
music project making .
:D ]

-- M I R A I .
[ still stressed T_T ]

Paranoia ? @_@

"Paranoia hits you suddenly like an arrow hitting a target. It seeps into your veins then turns into a venomous poison we call Jealousy."
-- by : ME .

I don`t really know why I made that quote . I guess nowadays , I`ve been talking to people who are quite paranoid at this thing && jealous because of that thing .

Maybe I`m paranoid && jealous too . But if I really am , why ?
@_@


Anyway ...
I take back what I said about prom .
I truly had fun ! It was the best , most memorable , second && last prom ever . I even became a nominee / candidate for Prom Queen . [ @_@ ] Now that was totally unexpected XD

My tablemates are as crazy as ever . I won our eating contest . I finished all of the food in my plate . Talk about glutton eh ? @_@

One of the main reasons my prom was fun && memorable :

some words are engraved inside the ring .
*XD*

* only some people can understand why XD


But the prom was sort of sad as well ..
I remember Sir Lactaoen`s group message before the prom :
"Prom ..
The beginning of the end"
It means that prom marks the almost end of our Senior Life *sigh* .

Now , I really have to make the most out of the days left .

w00t w00t .

-- M i r a i
[ same lines ,
same lies ? ♥ ]

[ good ] Morning @_@

Woops .
Can`t sleep .
Watching Gossip Girl .
I just spoke in phrases .
Oh yeah .
haha XD

-- Macaroonie
[ BRokeN as ever ]

Addiction ! XD

Yum Yum~ ♥

Wa . I`m currently addicted to Dewberry cookies . My seatmate Kuya Rendz brought some to school && offered me some . I told him that I don`t like Dewberry much . I tasted it before but didn`t like it @_@ But I still got a cookie from Kuya Rendz cuz I was hungry . When I ate it , it just tasted so good . I dunno why I didn`t like it before XD

So now , I`m addicted to it . Yeah ♥
[ or is there another reason why I`m addicted to it ? Wa @_@ ]

-- Macaroonie ♥♥x

Technology Vs. Reality [ An "Emo" Conversation ]

I had a somewhat deep and unexpected conversation with "someone" . Let`s nickname that someone as "Mr. R".. I`ll first tell how my morning began, then up to the conversation.... *scene fades, flashback thingy* [ lulz ]

My morning started out as any normal school day would go , considering I only had an hour of sleep [ Damn IT Project ] . That`s why I woke up kinda late , then my mom left me [ She wanted to hear mass at the Chapel ] . So my dad was the one who drove me to school . To summarize events , my morning didn`t quite start right. . . @_@

So I arrived at school with no intention of enjoying the day . Adding to what I feel , I missed the old guards of Ateneo whom I`ve been friends with since I was an elementary student . . I miss the guard who`d always tell my bro : "Martinez ! Zipper nimo, open!!" lulz . But haii. . .

Anyway ! When I arrived at my classroom , I just dropped my bag hard on my chair , sat down && dropped my head on the armrest. .Yeah , you can say I was in a "badtrip" . Let`s just fast forward to that conversation :

* setting : 2nd Period [ C.L.E. ] . Sir Jack Lovino = teacher . He`s lecturing but I`m not listening . LOL .
Me : Gehd . Isang oras lang gud ang tulog ko . 4 A.M. na ako naka.tulog. .tas 5 A.M. naka.gising T__T
Mr. R : Wah ! Atik Jam ? Bakit ?
Me : Dahil dun sa I.T. Project . Samok masyado . Tas parang naka.iyak pa talaga ako mga 2.3o ng umaga dahil sa proj kay naga.save ako ng forms , then bigla nag.pop up ung "Visual Basic 6.0 needs to close...." na window . Tapos 1/2 of the forms pa lang talaga ang na.save ko . So parang naulit ang lahat. . .
*someone interrupts while I was talking , saying "Sorry" to me [ haha LEAN ;) ] *
Mr. R : Awwww . Ok lang yan Jam. .
Me : Huy , may i.share pa pala ako ! May na.dream gud ako dun sa isang oras ko na tulog. .Weird gud un .
Mr. R : Anu nangyari sa dream mo , Jam ?
*take note ha , DREAM LANG ANG SINABI KO KAY MR. R*
Me : Kasi ganito daw un , galing ako Gate 8 . tas papunta ako Gate 1. .then nakita ko "siya" pati si ___ && ____ . Naga.usap daw sila sa isa`t isa . Then pumunta ako banda sa kanila . Tas nag.ask man "siya" na : "Saan ka punta Jam?" . Tas sabi ko na : "Punta ako sa isang kompyuteran.." Tas nag.gnian "siya" na : "Sabay na lang tayo!" Tas nag.bye2 kami kay ___ && ___ . Then sabay kami...
Tas grabe raw sharing namin . Karami daw naming same interests && stuff. . .
Tas bigla man yan "siya" nag.sabe na : "Jam! McDo muna tayo!" , gnian ako na : "Okay . Babuya nimo uy!!" .
Then nasa McDo na kami , eating && all. .Then nag.open up "siya" bigla . Nag.share2 siya about sa problems niya ..
Tas nag.gnian "siya" bigla na : "Jam, you really wanna know what`s bothering me right now?" . Then nag.sabi ako na : "Hmm, ok lang . Sige go." Then he said :

"There`s this girl whom I really like . As in REALLY like . && I don`t know how to tell her . && feeling ko pa nga , may iba siyang gusto.. Friends kami pero sadly , di masyado naga.pansinan sa school...I really want to tell her Jam . Para matapos na ang lahat at para na rin malaman ko kung anu feelings niya.."

Tas sabi ko raw na :

"First of all , don`t ever think na may gustong iba ang crush mo . Madali ka kasi mawalan ng pag-asa kung ganun . Don`t worry . In time , you`ll find strength to tell her what you feel ."

Then he said :

"Thanks for the advice Jam . But I`m already telling my feelings to her right now. . . ."

*gasp* Weird noh ?? @_@

Mr. R : What ? Un talaga ang dream mo Jam ? Sign gud yan. .Hehe . Pero I believe na baliktad niyan ang mangyayari .
Me : Kaya gani . It sucks. . . .
Me : Masakit gud ang situation ko ngayon . Hanggang ganun lang kami.. When we are here in the four corners of the school , it`s as if wala kaming "friendship" or what .
Mr. R : Bitaw Jam . Hanggang sa "technology" lang kayo . Pero pag.reality na , wala na. . .
Me : *sad face* Masakit gud talaga. .Pero I won`t give up gud .
Mr. R : Baliktad ata situation niyo ah ?! Parang ikaw ang lalake. .
Me : Bitaw2 ! Weird talaga uy .
*Mr. R shares something about his love life , which I can`t put here*


To that Mr. R : Thankyou thankyou thankyou for listening to me :]

-- Macaroonie .

Nonsensical :]]

".. && I miss you
Don`t you miss me ?
I don't know just where to start
It`s like when I’m without you ,
Things just fall apart..."
-- Make My Heart Attack ~ Spitalfield

Wuah ! I`m so 'enderun' !! [ according to Shobe Jemiel ] . It`s just between Xuggz Canencia , Ellyse Valdevieso , Jemiel Elio [ Shobe ] && Me about what 'enderun' means for us guysh ;]

Well , another C.A.T. day has ended . I can`t say I`m really tired from C.A.T. because I really didn`t do quite a lot during C.A.T. time . The officers who really did a lot were the Platoon Leaders , Company Commanders && Battalion Commanders . Gosh , I was in awe when they started to do the inspection of ranks . They managed to pull it off. .&& it was more than successful too ! Their practices DID help . Claps for them ! XD

RAPIST ? Uugggh . Ellyse && Shobe are so mean ! They are calling me 'rapist' when in fact I`m not [ Keep quiet about what I said guysh ! Haha :P ] . .I`m even the Prince Charming of the class ! Hehe... I couldn`t describe the confe we had with Karlu , Chino && Jico just awhile ago . It was soooo nonsensical . With all the background music in our houses : Total Eclipse of the Heart , Banyo Queen, Island in the Sun, Elisi. . Lol . [ Guess which song is mine ? XD ]

Oh well . Till here :]
I just LOVE talking nonsense . ♥
HAHA :]



P.S.:
to ELLYSE && SHOBE : I am NOT a rapist !! Yer just jealous. .Hahahahaha :)) Besides , that`s bad :p