M i r a i`s DraMachine .

the junkyard of utterly random thoughts of an ordinary 16 year old :]

12.10.2008

TWILIGHT, PARE!

TWILIGHT,
TAGALOG BERSYON.


[ grabbed from JAM ]

"kasi pare ganito daw yun. may isa daw babae na hot daw pare. pero maputla siya kasi hindi
siya inalagaan ng nanay niya pare. tapos pare emo daw siya kasi nga daw hindi siya mahal ng mundo at para siyang patay na bata na galit sa mundo. tapos pare, lumipat daw siya ng tirahan kasi daw masyado daw siyang emo para sa luma niyang tirahan. sabi niya sa nanay niya "tangina mo nay gusto ko lumipat kay tay". tangina pare hindi nagalit nanay niya. sabi lang ng nanay niya "tangina mo pare wag ka magmura".
so lumipat siya sa tatay niya di ba? pagkarating niya dun sabi niya, "tangina erpat bakit maulan dito?" sabi ng erpat niya "gago "bur" months na! malamig na tangena". so nagtaka yung babaeng simula ngayon ay tatawagin na lang nating "babaeng maputla at emo".

so pumasok siya sa school di ba? binigyan siya ng truck ng tatay niya pare. sabi ng tatay niya "tangina mo sa'yo na tong truck ko". sabi niya "salamat tay".

pagkarating niyang school tsong, may nakita siyang lalaking mukhang bangkay pero pogi. sakto. pogi pero mukhang bangkay. sabi ni babaeng maputla at emo "hot pare".

nung chem lab na ni babaeng maputla at emo, natagpuan niyang lab partner niya yung poging bangkay. so nung tinignan siya nung poging bangaky, ang asim ng mukha nito. mukhang nandiri ata kay babaeng maputla at emo.

sabi ni poging bangkay "tangina mo". sabi ni babaeng maputla at emo "tangina KA". sabi ni poging bangkay "tangina NIYA oh *tumuro sa teacher nila*". sabi ni babaeng maputla at emo "oo nga noh. TANGINA MO". sabi ni poging bangkay "tangina mo gago bampira ako". tapos naghubad siya ng damit at kumintab ang katawan niya kasi linagyan niya ng glitters ang abs niya kasi tigas siya at ganun na ang mga tigas ngayon na nagpupuntang emba.

so pare na in love si babaeng maputla at emo kay poging bangkay. si poging bangkay naman sige lang kasi sex din daw yun. so ayun. angshweet shweet nila.

"eow poh... ahihihihi"

"bebe mwahugz,..... ^^,"

so tapos nun nagpunta sila sa damuhan kasi.... alam mo na. tapos sabi ni poging bangkay "ikaw na buhay ko ngayon" sabi ni babaeng maputla at emo "tangina mo gago patay ka na". sabi ni poging bangkay "TANGINA KA".

tapos nagsex sila


so basically pare yun lang yung mga importanteng nangyari sa buong storya. intense noh? kaya pala nahhook lahat ng tao. akala ko overrated. hindi pala. astig pala. alam naman natin ang basic equation ng pagkacool."

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2.02.2008

Please Don`t .

Shit. I think I need a bigger towel.

I wish I could go back in time , try to tell you everything . But I guess , it`s just too late . You`re not "there" anymore . What am I to do? Are second chances one of your preferences?

I also wish I could just say "it" to you . Straight out . But how? Can we talk face to face?

Please tell me you`re not going to let go yet . Cuz I still am holding on .
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"Stay with me
This is what I need...
Please."
....


-- Macaroonie :(
[ BRokeN ]

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1.24.2008

Done . Sealed . Signed.....Then Mistake .

Well well well . My buddy`s right . The lesson about prom is : "You shouldn`t go spreading around that your someone`s promdate when in fact , that person already has one."

But what I didn`t know is that "someone" is not a promdate stealer at all . My friend who told me that she was a promdate stealer just heard wrong . So errrr . @_@

I lol at myself XD


-- Macaroonie ♥♥x

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12.29.2007

song: Letters To God

Hmm hmm . I listen to this song whenever I`m angry or some intense emotion builds up inside of me .It kinda calms me down . && right now , I`m angry. .at myself . I seem to be blind of the things that are right in front of me . But oh well . I`m just plain angry at myself.....Help me , God .





Letters To God ~ Box Car Racer

caught off guard

all worked up
the air is as dark && cold as night
let me go
i`m not done
i swear i`ll take just one lifetime && i

i won`t lie
i won`t sin
maybe i don`t wanna go
can`t you wait
maybe i don`t wanna go

i should`ve asked
i could`ve helped
at least a f*cking 1,000 times before
will this offer get me in
or does this prove that they gave more && i

i won`t lie
i won`t sin
maybe i don`t wanna go
can`t you wait
maybe i don`t wanna go

&& i
i won`t lie
i won`t sin
maybe i don`t wanna go
can`t you wait
maybe i don`t wanna go

&& i
i won`t lie
i won`t sin
maybe i don`t wanna go
can`t you wait
maybe i don`t wanna go


FUDGE . i hate myself .

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12.04.2007

Brochure !!!!!! *English thingy* XD

Hmpf . I made my English assignment sooooooo damn early !! I wasn`t kinda listening when Mrs. Alaba told us of that assignment cuz I really have a problem in focusing in class . Damn it . && so !!! I thought that the deadline of the brochure was TODAY , when actually the real deadline`s tomorrow . && then it was announced awhile ago in our English period that the real deadline would be on THURSDAY . Despite the fact that I crammed [ I made this from 8.3o P.M. ~ 11.45 PM , I think XD ] , I enjoyed designing it ^^, Well , here`s the brochure thingy I made XD:

*L-R: back && front [ cover ]



*L-R: inside [ left side ] && inside [ right side ]



Lalalalalala~ XD

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